Arrrrrrrr matey! Feast yer eyes on this antique pirate machine. Pull the lever and lose ye booty. No, it won’t slim ye butt-shanks, I mean prepare to lose yer treasure as ye drop coin down my slot. What do ye mean I sound like an old mermaid harlot? Listen, get ye mind out of the gutter and yank me pistol down to get me dials spinning. What? Oh nevermind!
