You know those horror movie icons you love? They buff! They been gettin’ some gains son. Hittin’ that gym. These Savage World figures make your horror favorites like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Micael Myers and Pinhead look jacked baby! He-Man meets Horror-Man.
Tag: toys for adult weirdos
Freddy Krueger Troll Doll
The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.
Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure
Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.
Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll
This Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll needs to get thee to the nunnery cuz this biatch is evil. Hey, did you hear the one about the priest that asked the nun why she’s always doing laundry? It’s cuz she has a lot of bad habits. I’d get this doll, but I’m too scared she’s gonna whack my hand with a ruler at night and make me say like 20 Hail Marys. Those eyes!