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Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame

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Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame
This Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame hanging over your fireplace is a great addition to your sitting room area. It is also a conversation piece that will help spark more meaningful dialogues than having to listen to that excruciatingly dull weather story your boring uncle keeps yammering about. Now you can talk insects instead.

There are eight compartments around this repurposed mirror, each with a different insect to add to the intrigue. It feels as though the mirror has some really dark secrets to guard making your living room edgier, but in a good way. The mirror and each of the compartments are curved giving the mirror the fishbowl effect. The entire piece is 15 inches wide and each insect compartment measures 2.5 inches. If mirrors could talk this one would click and chirp.

Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace

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Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace
Well that’s the final nail in the coffin! This Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace is pretty cool ciz if you ever come across a coffin that has been dug up and left there, you can be all like, nope! I don’t think you. Then hammer your nail in so no dead bodies can get away. Runaway dead bodies are the worst. I think they really nailed it with this necklace. I really do.

And please, just buy this one. Don’t steal one from a coffin. Remember, keep dead bodies in their place.

Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection

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Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection
You need to get your mad scientist lab in order. I’m not saying it isn’t up to code or anything. It’s just that you could use more cool stuff and you want your experiments to get super freaky and wild. Like this Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection. It’s got everything an up and coming insane person could want to re-animate stuff, create mutants, turn your poop rainbow colored etc.

You get a customized jar with a hand sculpted human heart, a jar with a hand sculpted human liver(Goes nice with a bottle of Chianti and some fava beans), an antique style medical battery, a jar of human cadaver eyeballs, a flask on a metal base for blood storage and an antique style medical pump that works. Hot damn. I’m gonna finally create life. And not cuz I got a girl pregnant. *Screams* It’s alive! It’s alive! *Squish* It was a cockroach. I killed it. All good now. Man, I hate those things. What do you have to do to get rid of them? Actually clean your house?
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Antique Skull Travel Cases

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Antique Skull Travel Cases
These Antique Skull Travel Cases are a cool way to creep out the TSA while traveling.

Whatcha got in there?

Nothin’.

Mind if I take a look.

I would rather you not.

Open up the case sir.

It was your idea. You open it. *Backs up slowly.*

*Guy hits the buttons and the case lid flies open. Two midgets in full clown costumes climb out. One of them kicks the guy in the nads. As he’s doubled over, the other midget clown pushes the dude, who falls into the suitcase, screaming as if he’s falling forever. Both midget clowns climb back inside and close the lid.*

*Looks around airport. Tries to act nonchalant.*

We all good guys?

*There’s a knock on the suitcase from inside.* Awesome. *Goes on my way, whistling.*

Vintage Football Looks Like Stewie Griffin From Family Guy

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stewie griffin footballThe seller of this vintage football says that it looks like E.T. I think it looks like Stewie Griffin. Now the prophecy is at hand! Somewhere, a small child is planning to take over the world.

It is just $2.
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