pop tart sheepPop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.

Dear God! What do they want with us? Grab your bug out bag and head for the hills. Though I don’t think they can run very fast with those little stick legs. MPTS. It’s bound to be a big problem.