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Sheep Gives Birth To Half-Human Half-Beast In South Africa

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Sheep Gives Birth To Half-Human Half-Beast In South Africa
This is some whacked shizz right here. This thing looks like I feel after a hard night of nothing but Cheetos and alcohol. Residents of Lady Frere, S. Africa, blame bestiality and witchcraft,which is what I always blame too. A sheep gave birth to this thing and all of the villagers are pretty upset. Pitchforks and torches are selling like hot cakes. Also hot cakes are selling like hot cakes, cuz they are delicious. It looks like it is half man, half sheep, all pudge. I thought it was a new Pokemon at first from a new game called Pokemon NO. You can check out more pics of this half human half beast at the link below cuz I can’t look any more.

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The LAMBAG Lamb Purse Is Not For The Sheepish

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The LAMBAG is not for the sheepish. This lamb purse is perfect for people on the lamb. I’m gonna call him Lambert and take him with me when I go shopping. “You can’t bring that in here!” The hell I can’t. You have your purse and I have mine. Next you’ll be asking me to remove my high heels and take off my makeup. It’s a GD police state!

“No sir. It’s not the dead animal on your hip, but all of the lamb and sheep puns we object too.”

Stares stunned. “Bah!” Walks out.
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Dog Pajamas: A Woof in Sheep’s Clothing

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dog sheep pajamas costume
Is your dog perpetually sleepy and also a nerd? Etsy seller RebelWag sells dog pajamas. For dogs. Like this sheep costume/pajama thing here. I’ve never bothered counting sheep at night, but then again, I’ve never had a dog that dressed like one.

Dammit Spot! That was too fast. Now try it again and this time jump over the bed slower so I don’t lose count. And bark when I say the number. I’m trying to fall asleep here. “One sheep.” woof! “Two sheep.” Woof……

Woof.

Shut up. Trying to sleep here. Lousy sheep-dog!
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Homemade Star Wars AT-ST With Sheep’s Skull

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star wars at at skull
The Empire Strikes FEAR with this crazy nasty Star Wars AT-AT, which is actually an AT-ST unless I need my geek credentials taken away. In this case it stands for All Terror-Skull Transport. If the Empire could harness zombie technology, this is the kind of equipment they would be using.

I have to ask. What makes someone put a sheep’s skull on a friggin’ Star Wars toy? Probably the same thing that made me drown all my figures in glue and pretend it was carbonite. The Force. We can blame it for everything!

This is the result of one of my art projects in college some years ago, genuine sheeps skull on star wars walker legs! Awesome!

I’m guessing there were a lot of hallucinogens at that college. Just kidding. But still, you’re weird. I’m locking up all of my toys when you come over to play.

Thanks Jeremy.
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Attack Of The Misshapen Pop Tart Sheep

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pop tart sheepPop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.
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