Forget cloning a dinosaur. I mean, don’t forget it. Let’s definitely do that, but let us also clone our greatest president to ride that dinosaur. Giddy up Triceratops, we have some emancipating to do!
This awesome and somewhat creepy painting is only $250 on Ebay. You’ll notice that Abe has even summoned some Pterodactyl friends and now wears a peace sign on his hat. Those skinny little legs are perfect for kicking a Triceratops into action too. About the only thing missing here are laser beams shooting from his eyes.