Where’d they dig up this fossil? The T-Rex Skull Desk Organizer is a mighty skull from a mighty beast and it makes a mighty desk accessory. It will hold your pens and pencils and other desk stuff,plus you can put your hand in there and pretend that it bit you and won’t let go. It comes in several colors. I’m gonna put a stuffed animal in its jaws and pretend it just made a kill, but that’s just me. Rooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
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Excuse me miss, I couldn’t help but notice your Dinosaur Bone Bra. I happen to be an archeologist and I wondered if I might dig in your field so to speak, in hopes of unearthing proof of the elusive Boob-asaurus Rex. *Smack* A simple No would have sufficed ma’am. No matter, the Jurassic period isn’t my favorite anyway. *Smack* Well, looks like I found a TYRANT-asaurus! *Smack* I’ll leave now cuz I’m sick of getting smacked. But science has suffered several terrible smacks this day.
These Dead or Alive T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders are cool. Display the alive T-Rex Wine bottle holder when you start your illustrious drinking career, then display the dead one when your liver is shriveled and nasty. It’s life’s precious cycle.
Well, hello there. You are one sexy Velociraptor. I am gonna make sweet love to you until you are dino-saur. Baby you are-
What?! Nothing is happening here. Just admiring this fun Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case. What do you mean my hips were gyrating? It’s called dancing.
So you weren’t giving her a Jurassic Pork?
You are disgusting. She’s not like that.
So you weren’t giving her a big hard bang that would lead to the extinction of her species?
GET OUT! JUST GET OUT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
Love these Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs. I just love to say it. You suck! Yeah? Well you succusaurus! You’re a Succusaurus rex! They are a safe place for all of your succulents, but they also create a new dinosaur species. I was trying to figure out what else to say, but I can’t find the right words. Better consult my Thesucusaurus. I mean thesaurus.
It’s like dinosaurs were attacked by plants. From the inside! This is why I don’t eat salads people.
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