This is a faux aboriginal rock where they painted Ancient Aliens On A Rock. Pretty cool. Either that or it’s an ancient race of long-nosed people who could smell what was cooking from 5 miles away. No wonder they died out. The B.O. back then was nasty. These are the last surviving members all sitting around and smelling each other before they pass out one by one. Same thing happened to the dinosaurs.
Tag: painting
Woman Spotted Staring at iPhone in 19th Century Painting
Time travel exists. We all know it, cuz movies tell us so. Here’s proof. The woman in this painting from 1860 is clearly staring at an iPhone in her hands. Probably about to LOL. It was spotted by a visitor to an art museum in Munich. The painting is Austrian painter Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller’s “The Expected One.” Professionals say it’s a prayer book. You and I know better. Shut up. It’s an iPhone and that’s all there is to it.
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Immaculate Deception – Religious Alien Art
Etsy’s very own PaytonPringleArt (I had no idea that Pringles were a medium outside of staining my fingers and shirt. And decorating my couch with crumbs.) makes Religious Alien Art that I’m pretty sure is illuminati and scientology sanctioned. It makes me question everything. Questions like: What the f**k does it mean? Are you saying that aliens are religion? Or that religion is a sham? And why am I still looking at this, when I need to feed my face? And what am I going to eat? So many questions. But the truth is out there. Soon it will be in my tummy.
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Alien Matador Art – U.F. Ole!
It doesn’t get any classier than having some Alien Matador Art on your wall. Dude is an alien bullfighter. But instead of holding a red cloth and taunting the bull to charge, this dude just pulls up in his UFO and beams the bull aboard, gives him a thorough probing up his flank steak, maybe a colon cleanse after if he’s feeling nice, then drops him back down. Not very sporting, but he still likes to dress the part.
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The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.
Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.