Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.
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Check out this LEGO Addams Family Mansion from LEGO Ideas. In case you’re not familiar with LEGO Ideas, here’s how it works. If a project gets enough votes and love, LEGO may actually build it. Also, if I get enough votes and love I might actually wake up before noon one time this week. Anyway, this mansion has some amazing detail. Give them a vote and help make it real. Hit the link and check it out.
Make your next card game a scary one with The Phantom of the Opera Playing Cards. You don’t have to host your card game backstage at an opera, but it helps. These are a limited edition so get them while you can. Only 666 decks were produced. Somehow I don’t think they arrived at that number randomly. Each deck has a unique serial number and certificate. The edges of cards are gold foiled. Nice. They are all classy and stuff.
The fearsome phantom drinks fanta from a fountain and it fizzles. Just wanted to say that. No reason. I’m such a card. Problem is the rest of the deck is missing.
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Zombie undead uprising. Read all about it. This is going to be every newspaper when the apocalypse hits. And the only people left to read it are going to be undead dirtbags. Meaning politicians, cuz they have all the bunkers. And I’ll still skip to the comics. Actually this is Zombie Newspaper Fabric so you can re-fabric all of the stuff that got blood on it from when you killed that zombie in your living room. You know what I’m talking about.
This Octopus Cuff Bracelet is buff and tough and on the cuff. He’s kinda tender, kinda rough. Sadly, I’ve reached my rhyming limit for the day. This guy is large and in charge and super shiny. It’s like the kind of jewelry that an Octopus Queen would wear while summoning a Kraken. I bet it deflects bullets like Wonder Woman’s cuffs too, but don’t take my word on that. Makes me want to start an octopus jewelry business called Octopus Inc. Get it? I know, I’m a riot. Mostly cuz your silence is beating at me like a hundred police right now.