
Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.
I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.
I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.
There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.

Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.
I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.
I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.
There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.