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Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

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Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

If you need to add some extra flair to your haunted mansion or abysmal abode, check out these Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. They are so cute and creepy, I love them. The seller has several styles available. What’s great about these is that they look good anywhere. By the door, above the coffin, near the bat chandelier. Even in your mad scientist lab. You can never have too many Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts, that’s what I always say. I’ve got tons in the creeptorium. I can’t even walk around without tripping over a skeleton or a skull. I probably shouldn’t leave them in large bone piles, but still. Yeah, that’s on me and it doesn’t look good to company.

Speaking of absolutely weird stuff. Here’s a blast from the past. The Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree. What a beauty. She knows how to work the runway. Like a 747 taking a nose dive. I think I prefer the Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. I know I do. I haven’t looked at that thing in years and now I can’t unsee it. But at least I have shared the experience with you dear readers. You are welcome. I also am looking for the bleach.

Spider Hair Clip

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Spider Hair Clip

Oh shiny! This Spider Hair Clip is all kinds of creepy cool, so nice it will make you drool. Oh what a tangled web it weaves… I hope not, cuz that’s your hair. No tangles please. This is the only time it is acceptable to have a spider in your hair btw. It is creepy yet elegant. Actually pretty sexy if I’m honest. Elevate your game ladies and put a spider in your hair. If you don’t do it, nature will at some point.

If you don’t like the Spider Hair Clip, maybe the Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip is more your speed.

Skeleton Car Air Fresheners

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Skeleton Car Air Fresheners
Whoa. These Skeleton Car Air Fresheners look awesomely scary and will make your car smell better. You spend so much time in your car it smells nasty. You know who you are. That ride smells like ass and Fritos had a threesome with unwashed taint. Well, these little skeletons will help you class up the joint. And make it stop smelling like a joint, too if you know what I mean. Just pop in a scent tab and put them on your vents. These little homies are riding shotgun and will be with you for all of your adventures. Don’t worry these Skeleton Car Air Fresheners don’t see anything, they don’t say anything and they don’t hear anything. So your secrets are safe. Which means these guys would not have ratted me out that time I picked up a lady of the night who turned out to be a dude of the d**k instead! It’s always good when homies have your back. Speaking of skeletons, check out this Creatures Skeleton ID Chart.

Cootie Collection Enamel Pins

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Cootie Collection Enamel Pins
Cooties are bad. Ewww! Girls have them, which is why I don’t touch girls. Why they don’t touch me is another story. You won’t want to keep these Cootie Collection Enamel Pins away! These gals are pretty cute actually. Creepy and cute. Just how I like my gals. Big eyes. Colorful skin. And, they are all monsters. I used to avoid cooties. Yuck! Now I say GIVE ME THOSE COOTIES! Pin them to your shirt, bag, jacket, or anywhere. It’s a whole collection! Change them out and wear your favorites, or use them all at once. It’s your call. You decide. Cootie Cuties that’s what I call ’em.

If you want something a bit darker than the Cootie Collection, check out this Vampire Bat Pin. Cuz some days you feel like accessorizing with little demon girls and other times you want something more traditionally Gothic. Do you have a Cootie Collection? I mean I have some that I keep in a jar whenever one jumps off of a girl onto me, but I haven’t added to it for a while. I just don’t get that close to girls. Cuz I’m too cool and they can’t handle it. Hey, sucks to be them.

Goth Gift Wrap – Cover It In Bats

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Goth Gift Wrap - Cover It In Bats
If you want to cover gifts in bats, you don’t need a bunch of dead bats and a glue stick. What you need is Goth Gift Wrap. It’s a classier way to bathe something in bats. Elegant in fact. I plan to wrap a pile of guano meticulously and leave it on my neighbor’s doorstep. He’ll go batsh*t crazy. Hey, I care enough to give the very best.