I have no idea what furries get up to, but if I were ever gonna join their fur-filled games, I would totally rock this Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask. First it comes from the furry future to kill you. Then in the sequel it’s all like, “Come with me if you want to fur”. Well, I don’t want to, but what the shizz. I’m in. Is rubbing up against other furry things required cuz that just seems weird to me. Also I chafe easily. It is? Cool I guess. Is this all a prank? I can’t see how grinding a polar bear is helping to defeat Skynet.
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You are gonna be the ultimate creeper and freaker at the rave thanks to these Scary Light Up Masks. Are they still doing raves? I have no idea. Maybe people just aren’t raving about them so I’m not hearing about them. These masks are pretty scary. I wouldn’t want to see one in a dark alley. Then again, there’s a lot of stuff I never want to see in a dark alley. Like a dude wielding a knife, a gun or the unexpected exposed weiner. All of those scenarios get worse when the perp is wearing a mask like this. Send shivers down my spine.
This Alien Overlord Mask is pretty cool. It’s- Wait a damn minute! That’s that son of an Alpha Centauri that drugged me and took me on a UFO joyride that night, propping me up in the co-pilot’s seat like I’m god damn Weekend at Bernie’s, while he does donuts over some farmer’s field, making crop circles and throwing empties in the back of the UFO. I mean, I guess it was a fun time. Just wish I had had a choice.
Beware the Glowing faced evil clown in a suit. That’s what my mom always said anyway. I never understood what she meant until this very moment. Cuz really, this is the same woman who said, “Beware the dishwasher in striped pajamas”. Mom was a drinker. Yet oddly enough her prophecies come true. It just sucks that I have to take the pajamas off and THEN load the dishwasher, but whatevs. These Evil Glowing Clown Masks from NeonNightLife are some real nightmare fuel.
It’s like clowns have arrived from the future to terrorize us so they can rule the Earth in 2057 and make the world one big circus tent freak show. Prepare to be tied up by balloon animals and taken to an internment camp for non-clowns via a tiny car packed full of these guys. I got my bug out bag, so I’m out peeps. Enjoy all those pies in the face and getting acid in the face as it squirts from the flowers on their shirts. Sick bastards!
What the hell? So you are really wearing someone’s skeleton as a mask? It’s got the pelvis, spine, even some broken ribs for eyeholes. Now that is a badass Skeleton Mask. Please tell me you didn’t go all alien predator and rip some midget’s bones out of his Oompa Loompa body and just wear it to some Eyes Wide Shut kind of Illuminati orgy party? You didn’t right? Nevermind, I don’t want to know. But I hope you won best costume.
Anyway, I’m outta here, so bone-swa or whatever the French say.
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