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Bird Plague Doctor Mask – Just In Time

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Bird Plague Doctor Mask - Just In Time
Yeah, this is me giving you the bird. The Bird Plague Doctor Mask. Because we live in weird times. I like how it looks really filthy like it’s made from dead bone. Hey, maybe wash every now and then and then you won’t have plagues that you need a mask for. Just an idea. Call me crazy but a little bit of soap goes a long way my bird brotha. Somehow I don’t think people would appreciate it if you walked around your local town in this while everyone is sheltering in place. I’m social distancing myself from all bird people until this thing is over with. Heck, maybe I’ll wear this thing and shelter in nest. Making cawing noises as is appropriate for the end times. Where are you hauling me off too? I was cawing, nit coughing! Caw! Caw! Caw my lawyer! I don’t have the caw vid.

This Plague Doctor Doll is just as cool as the Bird Plague Doctor Mask above but cuter.

The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund

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The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund
Caroline Eklund is a Swedish mask maker. Where does she get her inspiration? From nightmares I assume. She has a nightmare. Makes some nightmarish masks. Then I have a nightmare. I make a mask. And before you know it everybody’s got nightmares and masks. Please make it stop. I just want to see human faces again. *sobbing*

Fun fact: At first I typed feces instead of faces. No, I do not want to see human feces again.

Check out her website for more of her creations. I’ll be making masks all day. Soon you will be too.

Give A Hoot – Creepy Owl Masks

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Give A Hoot - Creepy Owl Masks
Each Halloween, people are always looking for creepier ways to freak their friends and family out, whether it be dressing up as killer clowns or using crazy makeup to look like the undead. These owl masks are creepy as hell. They look like an owl cult that wants to capture me and do rituals, but not before pecking me to death with their beaks. Imagine coming face to face with this down a dark alleyway. Catch your friends by surprise this Halloween by popping on this disturbing mask, maybe even throw in some sound effects to go with it. These quirky masks are hand made, lightweight, and adjustable and comfortable to wear.

Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace

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Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace
Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.

I Need These – Spider Goggles

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I Need These - Spider Goggles
Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.

I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.

I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.

There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.