Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
https://youtu.be/cvsXiryu8jA