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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket – The Brittle Mermaid?

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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket - The Brittle Mermaid?

Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right?  How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very  sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.

Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels

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Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels
This Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels are all going to look great in your bathroom. Just look at that amazing design. Did the octopus capture her and put her on that anchor? Or did the mermaid seduce the octopus, who now worships her on that anchor? I have no idea. I just know that mermaids are the best maids ever. In fact I’m thinking about starting my own mermaid maid hotel service. There are a few kinks to work out though. Like the girls having to be wheeled to each room in a wheelbarrow full of water and when they open the door and hop in, they always fall right down and just flop around on account of no legs.

Mythical Creatures Tiki Mugs For Monster Drinks

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Mythical Creatures Tiki Mugs
These Mythical Creatures Tiki Mugs will make your next get-together festive and fill your kitchen cabinets with mystery and myth. You might say that you’ll have your own kitchen cabinet of curiosities. You get a Dragon, Kraken, Mermaid, and a Unicorn. The Kraken is the best. Better get kraken on that drink. Clink ’em together in a toast, then clink them together to make them fight. Then cry cuz you broke your favorite creature. This is why I can’t have nice things.
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Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera

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Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera
Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride

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Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.