I can’t wait to use this Monster Teeth Beaded Change Purse to scare the hell out of every cashier in my path. Maybe they’ll stop asking me to pay. Oh, I think I have 15 cents here, let me look. Why don’t you dig around in there for me- Hahaha you should have seen your face. Why are you clutching your left arm and gasping for breath? What’s that? What are you trying to say? This is no time for charades! Hmmm. Rhymes with… Heart? Stabbing… Stabbing pain? Heart attack? Oh shite! Ummm, that’s not considered murder is it? Should I go on the run now? I just thought it was a joke I could sink my teeth into. I swear. I didn’t mean it.
Put your money where your teeth is. Are. I suck at English. This Monster Teeth Beaded Change Purse is hungry. For coinage. Every time I pay and they give me change I’m gonna say “Fangs you very much” I’m just polite like that. I’m also going to be wearing my cool human teeth ring cuz you have to accessorize. I’ll be that weird dude who is obsessed with teeth and the kids will create urban legends around me.