Tag: macabre

Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

If you want a piece of Edgar Allan Poe, or at least his final resting place, check out this Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt. It bears a portrait of the man himself. The man who creeped us out and thrilled us with countless tales. And inside? Dirt. Dirty dirt. Which is the final resting place of us all, even if you get cremated. Wow, I’m deep today. Not six feet under deep, but pretty deep. It all goes back to the Earth. Well, I’m nice and depressed now. Not enough to take a dirt nap though. Never mind that. This Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt will make a great display in your home, letting everyone know of your love for this legendary writer.

If you like this, you’ll also like the Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust. What do you call fans of the writer? No idea. Lets go with Poe-sers. In a good way. No, I mean that with all respect. Not like how the kids use it. Okay, I’m shutting up now. What? I’m no Poe-ser. I mean I am, but! I’m done. Why do I even get up some days? I should just say Edgar Allan NO! And stay in bed.

Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

You ever drink so much that you feel dead to the world? That’s the Day of the Dead my friend. Or at least how I celebrate it. This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set will help you get your drink on in style. The case is shaped like a coffin that your booze just climbed on into. May it rest in peace. And in my gut. It even has a lid so you can bury it in the back yard if you want. I would bury it and let my booze age. Then dig it up like 20 years later and have a party. A real Day of the Dead shindig. What’s a shindig anyway? A dig at a shin? Weird. Who cares? This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set is sweeet!

Anyway, I love Day of the Dead stuff. It’s funky and awesome.

Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

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Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

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Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

They say that too much butter will kill ya. I say that toast just tastes like crisp bread unless you slather it with butter. This Gothic Coffin Butter Dish is a reminder that our time on this plain is limited. And a cool place to store that ooey gooey buttery goodness. It’s really the only choice for anyone who loves Gothic decor and loves them some butter.

I feel like you should shape your butter into a little corpse though and put him to rest in this Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. But I’m a perfectionist. I would call him Butters and mourn him over breakfast daily. This Skull Butter Dish is also a great choice.

Blood Vial Pendant Kit

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Blood Vial Pendant Kit

So this Blood Vial Pendant Kit is bloody cool and bloody stylish. As the seller says, Blood has been used for magical purposes for hundreds of years and has been know to represent life force in its most basic nature. Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been trying to use my band aids for magical purposes. It just ain’t working. You get one complete kit to craft one blood vial pendant necklace. You can use your own blood, or a lover, or some Kool-Aid if you want. That’s also what the seller said. But I added the Kool-Aid part. I’m not judging.

Personally, I’d combine this with the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker.