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Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures

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Why Not Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!

via Metro

Polyrachis Black Ant Extract Powder

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black ant extract
Looking to get healthy AND turn yourself into a living ant farm? Just try Polyrachis Black Ant Extract Powder. Sounds legit!

It is basically a bunch of ants that are crushed and ground up into a powder. I think. I have no idea. I was too creeped out to read everything. I’ll let you know how it works out. I left a bowl of fruit loops out last night and it turned into a bowl of “Holy s**t that is a giant hive of insect scum and villainy in my favorite bowl!” Be back later. It’s crushing time!

I hope it doesn’t all combine in my stomach and turn into a mutant queen. My poor ant-hole!

Life Hack: Buy Plates With Ants Already On Them

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ants on dishesLooks like the ones I already own, but what the hell, they match my dishware, being all black spotted and crawling. These plates already come with real ants on them. No need to just set your dish on the counter and wait for them to swarm like the Borg Collective maniacs they are.
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