Feast your peepers on this All-Seeing Eye Illuminati Tie. Wow. Try saying that three times fast. No, go ahead and try. I’ll wait. I’m gonna wear this everywhere so people think I’m “The Man”. Cuz I am. I admit it. I watch the goings on, I hush conspiracies, I AM the system! Plus, I attend all of the secret meetings. Really, you’ve never been? OMG! It’s so cool you guys. We have tables full of lunch meats, little weiners on sticks served on trays by little waiter weiners on stick legs, sometimes we talk about all of you peons and do a hearty belly-laugh as we drink wine. See the joke is usually that you have no idea that we are in control and living large at your expense. Ha! Good times. I know I’ve said too much, but that’s cool. They’ll just reprogram me and I’ll forget. Wouldn’t be the first time. As far as I know anyway.