creepy kitchen knife sharpener
Oh Oh Oh It’s magic… A cutty, stabby, knifey kind of magic. The Sharp Act Knife Sharpener turns knife sharpening into a magic act. Hey, look at me, I’m sharpening my giant steak knife like I’m David Copperfield. OWWWWW! Just cut myself and that wasn’t part of the act. For my next trick, I’m going to the ER to get stitches and since I’m not insured, I’ll make all of my money disappear. It’s magic!

But at least I have a sharp knife.