Skull Planchette – A Skull For Your Spirit Board
Skull Planchette. It sounds like the name of a retired goth stripper. It’s not. It’s one of them fancy things you move around a Ouija Board while you are asking questions. Stuff like: Is there gonna be a sale on underwear at Target? Should I really pop that huge butt-zit or just let it get bigger? Cuz it hurts like hell.
This thing looks like it is screaming the whole time it glides around the board, highlighting letters. Like it wants you to put it out of it’s misery. Kinda like my marriage. No wonder I like it. I can relate to perpetual torment.