Sleep (Not So) Well Light Switch Switchplate
This Light Switch Switchplate tells you to sleep well, because you will likely be dead in the morning. I find it comforting, but that may just be because that’s the same thing my wife says every night. She crazy.

Pro tip: If what happened in Vegas really stayed in Vegas they wouldn’t have wedding chapels. Trust me, what happens in Vegas? Sometimes you bring it home. Because you don’t have enough pain and misery in your life.