When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
*Flips switch* Ow! Cut my finger on the teeth again. Ow! Damnit! Now I probably have an infection from Monster saliva. What the hell. I didn’t need the lights on anyway. Gonna use candles from now on. Stupid Monster Light Switch Cover Plates. Plus, that puddle of drool/saliva on the floor under the light switch is probably a safety hazard. These guys still aren’t housebroken. And I’m sick of brushing their teeth once a month! That’s more than I brush my own.
If you don’t mind all that, you can choose from this one or this one.
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Holy Necronomicon Batman! This Necronomicon Light Switch Plate will make me way to scared to turn the lights off. Or on. Turn ’em off and I’ll be too scared of some portal to hell opening up and swallowing me whole as Cthulhu devours my soul. Turn ’em on and that Necronomicon face will scare the bejesus out of me and I got very little bejesus left!
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These Horror Movie Light Switch Covers will remind everyone of the real horror to those over 30. Not turning the damn lights off! What, were you born in a barn? Like some little calf? All in the hay with birth-stuff all over you? Anyway, ScreamForMeInc has a variety of cool horror movie themed light switch covers. I had a giggle cuz the switch hole on THE THING cover is on his thing. Yes, I am immature. And I prove it every day around here. That’s why you are reading. *Sticks tongue out when you aren’t looking.*
You know what would be awesome? Putting the Amityville cover IN the Amityville house! We should sneak in and do it. Then take pictures and get ourselves caught. And by we I mean you. I ain’t no jailbird. Anyway, I don’t like that house’s eyes! Abort mission!
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This Light Switch Switchplate tells you to sleep well, because you will likely be dead in the morning. I find it comforting, but that may just be because that’s the same thing my wife says every night. She crazy.
Pro tip: If what happened in Vegas really stayed in Vegas they wouldn’t have wedding chapels. Trust me, what happens in Vegas? Sometimes you bring it home. Because you don’t have enough pain and misery in your life.