It’s never too early to introduce your kids to unimaginable horrors. H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers will give you a hand with that. The Call of Cthulhu is now a children’s book. Dr. Seuss style. Buy one for all of the children that you know so they can be prepared for the horrors of the world.

When your child grows up and hears the call of Cthulhu, will they answer? I just let it go to voicemail myself.