It’s never too early to introduce your kids to unimaginable horrors. H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers will give you a hand with that. The Call of Cthulhu is now a children’s book. Dr. Seuss style. Buy one for all of the children that you know so they can be prepared for the horrors of the world.
When your child grows up and hears the call of Cthulhu, will they answer? I just let it go to voicemail myself.
This Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet is so cool that it not only calls Cthulhu, it calls Cthulhu and sets up and date, then bangs Cthulhu and leaves in the morning, tucking some cab fair under his tentacles. So yeah, it’s a pretty cool wallet that isn’t messing around. The front features an awesome illustration, while the back side features a famous quote from the story: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. This wallet makes an awesome gift.
I’ll expect it gift wrapped though. And throw me a surprise party and invite all of my friends. Aw, you shouldn’t have. *whispers* Yes you should have. Where’s the ice cream and party hats?