A mom claims that she spotted a ghost baby climbing into the bed of her 18-month-old son and lying next to him on a baby monitor.

First of all, let me just say that it was late, I was stumbling home and got the wrong house. I thought I was laying down next to my teddy bear. I did think that it was odd that Teddy smelled like s**t and piss, but since I always smell that way, I don’t judge. Also odd that I now had a crib, but whatevs. Stuff happens. Sorry about all the puke. Also, I was glowing cuz I ordered the “full fukushima” at the local bar. The good news is, the more you pee, the more that glow goes away. The bad news is it has a half life of 5 days.

But the 39-year-old mum-of-four said when they checked the monitor they were horrified to spot a ‘ghost baby’ sleeping next to their tiny son. Laura said she also saw the chilling figure appear to wave at things in Sebastian’s room at their home in Plymouth, Devon.

Ghost baby? I mean, I am about Danny Devito height, but ghost baby? Really? Of course I was waving. I was trying to wave the stink away cuz Teddy Ruxpin was crapping himself and I was puking myself. Also pissing radiation like Chernobyl. It smelled like rotten Taiwanese garbage stuffed inside of roadkill. Sorry for the all the confusion. I just stumbled home after a few minutes.

PS. What do you feed that kid? Stop.

via Mirror