Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
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I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!
That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.
This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.
This UFO Abducting A Cow Christmas Ornament with Light and Sound is going to abduct your Christmas and give it a thorough examination right up its chimney. It features lights, fiber optics, and a sound chip. The UFO lights up and makes a ray gun sound as it abducts that one Earthly beast. Sadly there’s no farmer to shoot his shotgun into the air and shake his fist, but I still think it’s cool.
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.