Tag: paranormal

3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

Cryptid Field Sketchbook

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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

Ever been out in the field, when you spot the Jersey devil and you can’t even draw him cuz you left your sketchbook at home? We’ve all been there. Well, now you can get this Cryptid Field Sketchbook with drawing of cryptids already in it. I tried to draw Mothman once. The 2 wings just looked like a heart with a head attached. This cool Cryptid Field Sketchbook features creatures like the Ohio Grassman, the Flatwoods Monster, Jersey Devil, Mothman and many many more.

This is a much safer way to view cryptids. So you don’t have to worry about getting killed by an angry monster while simultaneously sketching. This sketchbook is full of awesome artwork. Just like these Cryptid Tarot Cards.

Moth Man Plant Pot

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Moth Man Plant Pot
This Moth Man Plant Pot is all kinds of awesome. F-ing awesome. Damn awesome. Even moth-some. Super duper triple nipple moth-some. (What?) Hey, welcome to my headspace. I know that some plants prefer to grow in the darkness and it doesn’t get any darker than growing out of Moth Man himself. Plus it makes this cryptid look super amazeballs with spiky hair. He’s gonna be a real hit with the ladies now. Mothman on the prowl yall. On the prowl and making ladies howl. He kinda looks like a Pokemon. And those eyes are hypnotizing me. Telling me to buy it and put a weird cactus in it so he looks extra cool and punk rock.

 

I should make my own cryptid super team to go along with this guy. Like Broth Man, who always has some tasty soup for ya. Then there’s David Lee Roth Man who is just super cool and rocking all the time. And Sloth Man who is just slow as hell and dumb too, but the other guys just put up with him. We all have that friend right? What a dumbass. Uh… It’s usually me. Oh man, I just realized that and now I’m sad.

Awesome Jersey Devil Sign

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Awesome Jersey Devil Sign
If you live in New Jersey, you’ll want this sign for your yard. Hell, even if you live in Wisconsin, you’ll love this Jersey Devil sign. He swims, flys, gallops… He’s a living dragon. And he was caught here. Alive!!! Honor the devil of Jersey with this cool sign in a prominent place. It’s probably the best thing about New Jersey. Sorry, Jersey.

Is This The Face of Bigfoot?

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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?
This video comes from a trapper in Canada. The dude says that he filmed the legendary Bigfoot’s face! He stumbled upon a disused campsite and took out his camera. Then he sees something hairy and within that hair… Bigfoot’s face. Just looks like a monkey in a wig to me. Which is still pretty impressive. The monkey would have gotten bonus points had he also applied lipstick and eyeliner.

Is it Bigfoot? Could be. Dude wasn’t hanging around to find out. He did what anyone would have done when spotting a monkey in a wig. He ran like hell. Skip to the 1:00 mark for the slow mo shot.
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