Nothing is going to scare the hell out of a bunch of kids tripping balls faster than DJ Creepface wearing this Flashing Sound Activated Equalizer Music Helmet. This noise activated helmet flashes in time with the beat of the music. Do they even have raves anymore? Do you even rave bro?

Well, I raved about that new flavor of Doritos. Then there was that bacon wrapped Little Ceasers pizza. So yeah, I rave! Granted it’s all just trippy music and a light show as I dance around my living room and eat pizza while rubbing my belly, but that totally counts.