If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.

Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!

via someecards