Add some killer clown horror to your makeup time. He’s already put his face on, now it’s your turn. You can use this Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder for brushes, pens and pencils and more. That stare. Those eyes. They entrance you as you apply your makeup. Suddenly you wake up as if from a daze only to see that you have made yourself…. into him! *SCREAMMMMMMMMMM*
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This Gothic Makeup Holder Is Full Of Skulls
So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
Vampire Tears – Gothic Makeup Tutorial
The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1Tsk2xLJQ
Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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So Sexy – Nostril Hair Extensions
If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.
Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!
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