A Concise Treatise on Lycanthropy. That’s too many big words for me already. But if I did have a higher than 3rd-grade reading level, I would totally love this Hardcover Lycanthropy Book. Cuz it’s about werewolves. Duh! They say it’s an exclusive reprint of the original work by Count Andreas Shibilis, lost King of the Gypsies. Well, la-de-da!

I had no idea the gypsies even had a king. That must be the guy in the biggest caravan. How does he know so much about werewolves? Cuz he is one! Only a wolfman could have so much knowledge about Lycanthropy that he writes a hardcover lycanthropy book. What, does he think we’re stupid? String him up, boys! Don’t let him live till the next full moon! What do you man it’s tonight?

Get that hairy gypsy wolfman! Gather up all your silver to meltdown for bullets. Why do you people only have silver-plated stuff? This is gonna take forever. Ow. Something bit me. Was it the wolf? Or that weird gypsy kid who likes to bite ankles. We’re all gonna die! *falls down crying*.