Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.
Tag: werewolf
Hardcover Lycanthropy Book – Werewolf Lore
A Concise Treatise on Lycanthropy. That’s too many big words for me already. But if I did have a higher than 3rd-grade reading level, I would totally love this Hardcover Lycanthropy Book. Cuz it’s about werewolves. Duh! They say it’s an exclusive reprint of the original work by Count Andreas Shibilis, lost King of the Gypsies. Well, la-de-da!
I had no idea the gypsies even had a king. That must be the guy in the biggest caravan. How does he know so much about werewolves? Cuz he is one! Only a wolfman could have so much knowledge about Lycanthropy that he writes a hardcover lycanthropy book. What, does he think we’re stupid? String him up, boys! Don’t let him live till the next full moon! What do you man it’s tonight?
Get that hairy gypsy wolfman! Gather up all your silver to meltdown for bullets. Why do you people only have silver-plated stuff? This is gonna take forever. Ow. Something bit me. Was it the wolf? Or that weird gypsy kid who likes to bite ankles. We’re all gonna die! *falls down crying*.
Werewolf Coloring Book
Do you love Werewolves? Then this Werewolf coloring book may be just the thing for you. I had an encounter with one the other night. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. His hair was perfect. The book has 16 unique coloring pictures, along with some fun werewolf facts. If you love werewolves, you’re gonna love coloring this book. Don’t color under a full moon. Just don’t.
Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue
The Full moon brings with it savage creatures that are up to no good. Yes, the creatures I am referring to are werewolves. Not me. No, really, I have an alibi. So what if I woke up with no clothes with a chicken carcass nearby. This Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue is awesome. During the day, it charges up and at night the eyes light up a deep red. Imagine walking on the street at night and encountering a red-eyed monster standing motionless as if ready to pounce and tear you to pieces. I don’t know about you but I would pee myself a little. More than usual I mean. Don’t judge.
If you love some werewolf action, you’ll love this statue.
Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle
Yo, why is your werewolf peeing on my lawn? Holy crap, is he peeing acid? There’s like a 1-foot deep hole in my grass now. Whatevs, a dog wearing that Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle pees wherever he wants. It’s not like I need my throat ripped out. Good doggy. *Slowly goes back inside*