The guardians of the mucus galaxy are fearsome warriors. Snot that they like to fight, they are just protecting their swampy and mucus ridden capitol planet of nazal-diarhea aka 1h7k-58d on the star charts. Wander into their part of space and your own lasers will be met with slime beams, which leave your ship oozing and coughing. Then you’ll coast on exhaust fumes and land on their gooey cold sore of a planet, fighting off hordes of booger-men as if you were in a mucinex commercial, only the slimy bad guys are winning.
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