Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!
No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
[paypal_donation_button]