Tag: car crash

That’s Gross – Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway

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That's Gross - Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway
Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!

No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
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Graham Is A Nightmare Human Designed To Survive Car Accidents

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Graham Is A Nightmare Human Designed To Survive Car Accidents
What in the many-nippled f**k? This is Graham. This freak of nature is a human designed by Australia’s Transport Accident Commission to survive car accidents. Basically, if you don’t look like this nightmare, you should be more careful when you drive. If you do look like this guy… All hope is lost. Seriously, you ugly son!

You could feed whole litters of cats with those nipples. The idea behind all of those fun bags? That they act like air bags to protect this guy’s ribs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAmdEmH9I4

via Geekologie

Just Wrong: Princess Die, Princess Of Wails Plush

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Princess Di plush dollLook, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah, this doll is really in poor taste. Just plain nasty. Just like the car that she was in on that fateful night, I’m guessing that sales of these dolls crashed and burned really quickly.

Comes complete with a corpse toe tag. Click through for more images.
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