Pew! Pew! Pew! You missed me! Thank God I have my bullet belt buckle to catch lead. This is the biggest, baddest, rootin’ tootin’est, Texas, Remember the Alamo, give me liberty or give me death belt buckle ever to hold a man’s drawers in place. Yee-Haw!
This piece of redneck royalty-wear is $99. Can I get a hundred dolla holla?
Holllllllla!
Sold! To the man with the ten gallon hat and the 40 gallon waistline.