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Bat Crop Top – Holy Bat Boobies!

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Bat Crop Top - Holy Bat Boobies!
Now that’s what I call Creep Wear. This Bat Crop Top is the ultimate in boobie-covering technology. God, I wish I was that bat. You would be the wind beneath my wings. The wind is very nipply today, so let me hold you tighter, my love. Is it technically a bra? A halter top? Crop top? Bat brazier? I have no idea, but I know it is a bat made to protect your jubblies. And boy, does it look sexy. Whether you are headed for the convenience store, at the beach, or living during the apocalypse, this bat crop top will always look amazing. Bat boobs are always in fashion, after all. Let’s face it they are probably the two greatest things in existence.

Gotta be a B cup, too cuz it’s a Bat. I’m just guessing. A bat cup, if you will. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable and put your bat on, my dear? I’ll get the bat wine opener, and we can have a quiet night in.

Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt

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Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt
Gang gang! This Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt is some serious gang shizz. The coffin gang. Definitely, the bloods then, not the crypts. Wear it and show your colors cuz you know the werewolf gang on the upper east side ain’t playin’ and stuff is about to pop off! They been lifting their legs in our hood and showing disrespect, pissing on every fire hydrant like the dogs they are. It’s war. It’s also starting to really smell bad.

Fresh out of your coffin? Also, check out this Coffin Zen Garden.

Straight Outta The Coffin

Ain’t been out dat often

My and my possie out for blood.

Pants are outta fashion

Like I’m expecting a flood.

Sipping O Negative like it was a positive

From my gothic pimp cup. It’s my prerogative.

Flying through the night with my bat homies

Sucking from the neck of a chick named Naomi.

I ain’t playing no garlic, I ain’t playing no cross.

Gotta make a note so I don’t forget to floss.

Teeth are all filed sharp as a razor.

I’m marking each victim with a mother f***ing laser.

Back to my coffin cuz I’m tired as sh*t

Been drinkin’ all night and it’s time to quit.

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette

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Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette
Spin and twirl in this cool Ouija Board Skirt. It has pockets for your planchette or to trap spirits in. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal is. I summon spirits all the time. It’s called the liquor store. I wonder if she always does this little dance in her backyard. That’s gonna attract ghosts for sure. And also me peeping from next door.

Fur Jacket With Light-Up Monster Eyes That Glow

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Fur Jacket With Light-Up Monster Eyes That Glow
If you are the king of the dancehall like I am, you have no problem showing everybody how it’s done. Just promise to go easy on your stiff friends. Or you can get them this fur jacket so that they can be the center of attention at least this once on the dance floor. Nah. I’ll wear this myself. This Fur Jacket With Light-Up Monster Eyes That Glow is filled with big monster eyes of different colors. The fur acts like eyelashes, which is a bonus. Finally, people can stop focusing on how awful you are at dancing and focus on your many eyes.

Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Scarf

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Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Scarf
Are there any big “Nightmare Before Christmas” fans out there? What kind of question is that? Of course, there are millions of you. It’s been a long time since this film came out but one just can’t forget how awesome it was. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. I mean, they try, but they can never hit those lofty heights. Or maybe it’s just me being sentimental. Check out this awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard scarf that will help you keep warm as you hold on to the memories of the movie.

Jack would love this scarf.