Unicorns Are Jerks. It’s true. Look at me. I’m so special and magical. Little girls love me and have me on their walls. Aren’t I all mysterious and magical? No, your not. You’re a jerk and this coloring book proves it. As soon as I improve my technique and stay within the lines, I’m gonna show all of my friends and then they’ll know what jerks you guys are.
This coloring book has eighteen examples of unicorns being the jerkiest jerks that ever jerked. Like texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers. Wait! I just realized that I’m a jerk. So I must be a unicorn. Well, I am feeling horny. I do like glitter. I also tend to poop rainbows after I eat a full bag of skittles.
Later peepz. I’m off to find my own kind and live in the land of jerkiness. Also, now I’m hungry for beef jerky.