Well, what do we have here? A Victorian Brooch With Skull. But who’s that lady? My my my, you wear it well. You make me want to bone… (up on my fashion). Is she a sexy fortune teller looking for her own fortune? One that comes in the form of a man who writes a certain blog? A stylish gypsy delivering important news that will save the world? A mystic who wants mystick? I’m sorry, that was inappropriate. But I think I’m in love. I have to get a hold of myself. No, not in that way. Get your head out of the gutter. *Slaps myself* That’s better. Let’s talk about that Victorian Brooch. This one-of-a-kind brooch is a statement piece that will get you noticed for sure. The artist calls it morning jewelry and I’m all like, you can’t wear it afternoon? Oh… Mourning. My condolences my lady. I couldn’t help but notice your exceptionally dramatic brooch with the cool skull in it. Now if I might brooch the subject of your place or mine… Can I interest you in this Gothic Raven Brooch? Well, thank you all the same, but I’m perfectly capable of slapping myself thank you very much.