Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Victorian Brooch With Skull

Victorian Brooch With Skull
Well, what do we have here? A Victorian Brooch With Skull. But who’s that lady? My my my, you wear it well. You make me want to bone… (up on my fashion). Is she a sexy fortune teller looking for her own fortune? One that comes in the form of a man who writes a certain blog? A stylish gypsy delivering important news that will save the world? A mystic who wants mystick? I’m sorry, that was inappropriate. But I think I’m in love. I have to get a hold of myself. No, not in that way. Get your head out of the gutter. *Slaps myself* That’s better. Let’s talk about that Victorian Brooch. This one-of-a-kind brooch is a statement piece that will get you noticed for sure. The artist calls it morning jewelry and I’m all like, you can’t wear it afternoon? Oh… Mourning. My condolences my lady. I couldn’t help but notice your exceptionally dramatic brooch with the cool skull in it. Now if I might brooch the subject of your place or mine… Can I interest you in this Gothic Raven Brooch? Well, thank you all the same, but I’m perfectly capable of slapping myself thank you very much.

Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame

Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.

Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves

Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves
These Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves are so sexy I wouldn’t mind being seduced into a good old-fashioned neck biting. These extra long gloves are made of black high-quality elastic lace and finished with rubber-lace. Actually, I might be safe if a lady vampire is wearing these, cuz they don’t wanna get blood on their gloves. So I’m safe until they want to “change into something more comfortable.”

Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace With Ravens

Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It’s got Edgar front and center, naturally. It also has some ravens and a skull. Do you own one already? Then you’ve been Poe-owned son! Get it? Powned? Whatevs, you know that was hilarious. Poe-lease I know you laughed. Seriously though, this is a sweet ass necklace. Your other necklaces will be worn…. Wait for it… Nevermore!