Anatomical Heart Vase
Your honor, I present exhibit A into evidence. An Anatomical Heart Vase. My case rests on one simple fact- The prosecution is out of order! What? No way! I’m out aorta? You’re out aorta! This whole damn courtroom is out aorta!

Sorry. Had to get that off my chest. This vase is awesome. The next time someone tells you to have a heart, just show it to them. Burn! Already got one buddy. And it’s cold and black! Full of flowers too, so I guess it’s warm after all. Kind of a happy medium. Every time you cut the stems on your flowers, you will feel like you are performing triple bypass surgery.

Anatomical Heart Vase