This is just the kind of weird art that we love. When was the last time you saw dark violin art that looked this cool? At a Yo Yo Ma concert? These violins from EngraversDungeonArt are more like Yo Yo WTF! I’ve never seen a musical instrument looking so cool and creepy. They have several designs available to grace your gothic halls and walls. Just be aware that this is a limited edition piece, with only 50 pieces that will ever be created and painted. So you better be quick about it. If you miss out, I’m just gonna laugh at you and play the world’s tiniest violin. You don’t want that because it sounds like a bunch of alley cats in heat and all in a pile doing the nasty, and they are not having fun. You ever hear that? Thank your lucky stars that you have not. Your ears would never be the same. Ask my former music teacher. Well, you could have asked him, but sadly now he’s deaf and shaking in a rubber room somewhere. This art is absolutely stunning, though. No bones about it. This classes up your castle while adding just the right amount of beautiful darkness.
Tag: anatomy
Skull Cigar Ashtray – Smoke ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em
What noble creatures we humans are. We create, we reach for the stars, we- Did you just dump your cigar ash in that Skull Cigar Ashtray? Have you no shame sir? No decency? Some dude’s brain used to be in there. Oh well. I guess he ain’t using it.
I do need a candy dish and candy sure would look good in that cranium. An everlasting gobstopper in each eye hole would give him that surprised look. Then I could lick the eyeballs all day and hopefully not get caught. I don’t know though. This skull cigar ashtray is looking at me weird. He’s kind of an ash-hole.
Human Lower Jaw Phone Holder for Your iBone
Check out this Human Lower Jaw Phone Holder. You won’t get any jibber-jabber from it. You need both sections of the jaw for that. But it’s going to look awesome holding your smartphone. This smartphone holder comes in several colors, and all look badass. Perfect for your Apple iBone. So quit flapping your jaw and buy one so you can have a jaw bone on your desk. Isn’t that what we all aspire to? Yes. Yes it is. That and taking a bath with Alien Cat bath bombs. I’m living the life.
Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls
Imagine their surprise when you give little Johnny and Judy this set of dolls for Christmas. Cuz every kid wants to start playing with their dolls only watch their guts fall out. Meet the Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls. The king and queen of the creepy doll world. They are designed to help kids learn, but the only thing your kids will learn is that these dolls are f**king gross. They come with clothes and all kinds of accessories. And by accessories, I mean organs like the liver, spleen, heart, kidney and other gooey innards.
I mean, if you are raising your kid to be a coroner, I guess they have to start somewhere. Funding for this Kickstarter was unsuccessful. I can’t imagine why.
Eyeball Door Knob
Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.