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Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket

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Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket
At first, I thought that this Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket was where you keep the hearts of your enemies, but it’s just shaped like a heart. With an awesome skull on it too. Me? I wear my heart on my sleeve, not my pocket, so you could say I have a heart-on. And it is painted on my sleeve with a fire and barb wire design. So you could say it is a raging heart-on. Get it? No you don’t because I’m saving myself. For myself later tonight. It’s going to be very romantic, with candles, a bath and lots and lots of crying. But I definitely have a heart-on for this gothic decor. This wall pocket is perfect for a blood rose or some deadly herbs. It has an old world charm with a suitable creepy vibe for your home.

Wall pockets make me think of hot pockets, so now I’m hungry. I’m off to get some food, but before I go, don’t forget that you can also check out this cool Black Heart Soap. They look just like real hearts, but instead of blood on your hands, you’ll get soap all over your hands. Soap is much better.

Vampire Heart Necklace

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Vampire Heart Necklace
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.

Black Heart Soap

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Black Heart Soap
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.

Human Teeth Heart Pendant

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Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.

Raven’s Heart Necklace

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Raven's Heart Necklace
Can’t find something to wrap up for your gothic friend’s anniversary or milestone? Looking for something cool, and slightly dark and twisted, to wear that complements your outfit? Well, here’s something to rave about. This Raven’s Heart Necklace depicts a flying raven with a garnet bead for its heart. It is made using genuine leather that is coated with wax for longevity. At 4” by 3”, it is not so big that it feels like too much bird. The straps are also made of leather. The bird is the word peeps!