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Black Tarot Deck

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Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket

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Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket
At first, I thought that this Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket was where you keep the hearts of your enemies, but it’s just shaped like a heart. With an awesome skull on it too. Me? I wear my heart on my sleeve, not my pocket, so you could say I have a heart-on. And it is painted on my sleeve with a fire and barb wire design. So you could say it is a raging heart-on. Get it? No you don’t because I’m saving myself. For myself later tonight. It’s going to be very romantic, with candles, a bath and lots and lots of crying. But I definitely have a heart-on for this gothic decor. This wall pocket is perfect for a blood rose or some deadly herbs. It has an old world charm with a suitable creepy vibe for your home.

Wall pockets make me think of hot pockets, so now I’m hungry. I’m off to get some food, but before I go, don’t forget that you can also check out this cool Black Heart Soap. They look just like real hearts, but instead of blood on your hands, you’ll get soap all over your hands. Soap is much better.

Gothic Raven Wreath

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Gothic Raven Wreath
This Gothic Raven Wreath has me writhing all over the floor. I will proudly display this and the neighbors will feel my wrath! I mean wreath! You wreath what you sow peeps! The seasons don’t fear the Raven, nor do the wind, sun and the rain… This Black and Grey wreath is an 18” grapevine wreath painted black. With a raven. He will silently judge those who come to your home and determine whether they are worthy of entering.

Black Heart Soap

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Black Heart Soap
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.

Gothic Black Spider Web Rug

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Gothic Black Spider Web Rug
I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.