Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
You say tomato, I say tomatoe. Can’t we just agree that this Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sculpture looks like a grumpy old mater who lost his teeth? Of course we can. If he had a fist he would be shaking it, telling you to get out of his garden!

Plus he’s got some serious chapped lips. Thanks monsanto! Grumpy old tomatoes are just what we needed. I hope it bites my neck in the night rather than a slow death by telling me boring ass stories about when he was a kid.

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes