You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.
Tag: oddities
Got A Light? – Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters
Hey man, got a light? Thanks man I- WTF dude! What is that thing? These Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters are nasty and that’s how we like ’em. Give someone a light and a fright. Having a disgusting lighter is one way to quit smoking. Those are some nice pearly whites. Not! You can choose from one that has a brain and teeth and another that has just teeth in black and gold.
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Fork Used By The Donner Party
Pro tip: Always keep your ears clean and listen carefully. I once thought I was invited to a dinner party, but that wasn’t the deal. Ohhhhh. You said Donner party. What’s that? Oh really? Cool. I just remembered I have to to go now… Luckily I wasn’t the main course that night.
Anyway, if you want a special keepsake from the actual Donner party, you can buy this fork. It is said to be a fork used at the actual feast that night. Seems legit to me. Some guy snuck onto the actual site where the deed occurred and used a metal detector to find utensil. The glass should probably read, “Break in case of extreme hunger.”
The Stones Have Eyes!
The Stones have eyes! Have you seen that movie? Me either, but now I know it’s true. Well, all of the Stones have eyes, it’s true, except Keith Richards, who is all robot now. Is it just me or do these rocks look slightly… stoned? Anyway, they look weird and cool and they have eyes. They are ready to rock! Granite, they can’t really see you, but they will look cool on your shelf. I thought I saw a cobweb on one. Does that mean they have web-site? So many rock jokes, so little time. Anywho, get yourself some cool rocks with eyes.
One final joke. How are these stones like a Camaro? Eye-roc. Get it? I’m so sorry…
Chocolate Cat Skulls And Other Chocolate Oddities
Check out the creepy chocolatiers over at ConjurersKitchen. They make chocolate cat skulls, (My cat is staring at me like WTF), choco conjoined twins which is like the Twix of the creepy chocolate world, chocolate skulls, choco bird skulls, chocolate hearts and other oddities. This ain’t Willy Wonka’s shop. More like Willy WTF!
I got a golden ticket! I got a golden ticket! Uh… Yeah I’ll just skip the tour thanks.
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