I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.