Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
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Gold Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace
This is one shiny Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace. Bling bling motha truckas! I’m offended cuz I’m a mother who is also a trucker! Oh well ya can’t please everyone. There are more offended people these days then you can shake a dead cat at. I’m calling PETA! Please do, I love their bread. You bastard! Is that a comment about my yeast infection? You woman hating freak. And also, you’re racist. Everybody just calm down. I just wanted to show you this sweet necklace. Damn. Everyone just needs to calm the eff down.
Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards – Deal Of The Dead
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.
Sexy and Cute Women’s Sugar Skull Bra
Whoa! Nice sugar skulls! This Sexy Women’s Sugar Skull Bra makes your tattas look a bit more terrifying. Cute though. You must have a “see” cup cuz i see and I can’t look away. But once I do, I will have a lifetime of mammaries to look back on fondly. That’s some Victoria’s secret right there. And the secret is skeletons in your closet. They have skulls all over and rhinestone detailing. Also check out this zombie eyes bra.
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