La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament

Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament
This Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament is a real beauty. You know what La Novia means? It means “the bride”. Thanks Google. I really dig it, just not sure I’m ready to make a commitment like that yet. But it would look awesome on either my creepy Halloween or Christmas tree. Maybe if it was “the girlfriend”. I’m just not into being tied down right now. Not without a safe word at least.

Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments

Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.