This crazy Goblin from Etsy seller laurettacreations looks like it belongs in the Shrek family gene pool. For $2,500.00 you can bring it home and have a neat conversation piece. Conversations like:
Uh, where’d you get that…thing?
Etsy. Jealous much?
No man, I just wondered-
You’re just jealous bro. You wish you had a sweet little goblin like that. I take this little lady with me on all my D and D campaigns. She’s my good luck charm. I always roll crits when I look at that sweet pair of-
You have problems dude.
