Need some goblins for your desk? These Desktop Gothic Goblins should do the trick. They have a big mouth that you can shove stuff in. Like loose change, paper clips, candy and more. Whoa dude, nice tonsils. This is basically how I look sitting at my desk too when I play the, “Let’s see how many things I can fit in my mouth” game. I’m a walking choking hazard.
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I Heart This – Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts
Check out these Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts from Floozey. I just pulled them from their chest cavities myself. They’re supposed to be good luck right? Give the gift of the heart of a mythical creature to someone you love. Just so we’re clear, I heart this!
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Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel
Check out this Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel. Sing it with me:
The video game says “Play me”
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you
Through and through.
Maximum Overdrive was a great movie. Great soundtrack too. It won an award for best use of a Goblin Truck while AC/DC played in the background. Now you can decorate your house with said truck. That is one bad mutha trucka! Sucka!
Needle Felted Grumpy Goblin
This cute and grumpy $80 needle felted goblin is inspired by Brian Froud’s goblin drawings. You know, the conceptual designer behind classic movies like Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal.
Why so serious Grumpy Goblin? Probably because you are so easy to kill in RPGs. Even if you roll a 1, a critical fail, you can basically trip over your sword and still slash goblins to pieces. Ha ha. You suck. Any relation to grumpy cat? You guys probably attend the same grump-anger management meetings. Nothing? Not even gonna talk? Ahhh. You’re so cute! Who’s the cute one? Who’s the cute grumpy gus? Who’s the-
NO!
*Launches himself at my throat and tears in like a grumpy little weed whacker.*
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Eww La La: Pinup Goblins
Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
Etsy seller FiendishThingies has a ton of cool sculptures, but these Pinup goblins for $350. take the cake…And rub it all over themselves, with smokey eyes, while blowing you a kiss and doing a little dance. Damn girl. You got claws that catch.
Check out another hottie after the break.
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